This week in nightmare verbs

Hannidate.

Hannidate – The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you’ll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It’s fun, interactive, safe and anonymous – until you decide to take it further.

I don’t know about you, but the thought of going on a (shudder) Hannidate makes my heart clench up in the cold, bony grip of terror. It makes my hands sweat and my eyes roll up in my head. It makes me contemplate escape routes, but from the immediate area and, failing that, from the very mortal coil. It’s like looking at whatever HP Lovecraft saw in his mind’s eye as his failing brain broke free of reality and provided one last horrible hallucination to a dying man. To Hannidate is to submerge yourself in frothing, viscous madness.

On the other hand, it’s almost certainly preferable to a Coulternalia.

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