Unless you’re in the Peace Corps right now, chances are the artist formerly known as Minipundit is having a far more productive summer than you. Coming to us live from a fancy internship at The American Prospect, Dylan reports that Governor Van Helsing, in addition to being a demon slayer, is also Bruce Willis at the very end of Sin City.
Which is to say, if you are a sex offender, HE WILL CLAIM YOUR TESTICLES.
Apparently we’re basing public policy off of bloody pop-culture revenge fantasies now. No word on what this means for the 2008 75 Bars Mandatory Sentencing Act when it gets out of committee.
Sex offenders in Louisiana are flourescent yellow, too, so this is hardly a coincidence.
McCain is gonna veto beer.
Jindal is gonna veto balls.
Keep this comedy rollin’
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