SCHAUMBURG, IL—In an ultimately futile act some have described as courageous and others have called a mere postponing of the inevitable, existentialist firefighter James Farber delayed three deaths Monday. Gotta love The Onion.

Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths

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