Seven quick and easy steps to securing your party’s nomination


Step 2: Lose a bunch of primaries. Not just a couple. A bunch.

Step 3: It’s okay, ’cause only Ohio and Texas count!

Step 4: Uh-oh.

Step 5: Texas doesn’t count anymore.

Step 6: ???

Step 7: Profit!

2 Responses

  1. I just got the mental image of Mark Penn as an underpants gnome and it hurt my soul.

  2. Fantastic post.

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