Step 1: I AM TEH INEVITABLORZ
Step 2: Lose a bunch of primaries. Not just a couple. A bunch.
Step 3: It’s okay, ’cause only Ohio and Texas count!
Step 4: Uh-oh.
Step 5: Texas doesn’t count anymore.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit!
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I just got the mental image of Mark Penn as an underpants gnome and it hurt my soul.
Fantastic post.