And Santa Claus is a creepy, expressionless robot.
According to Mike Allen at The Politico, Mitt Romney, our dream veep candidate, is topping McCain’s veep short list. The only thing standing in Mitt’s way, apparently, is his being such a tool.
Actually, if he’s going to pull this off, toolishness might be the only thing he has going for him. That, and his chameleon-like ability to become any type of oily and unpleasant.